Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and in budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system in the company. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect this change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" mission, and have now implemented all modifications to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards.
Please change you calendars as follows:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December
As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.