God was looking down on the earth and decided everything was too messed up to let it continue. He decided an ultimatum on Humans would do the trick, so he called up who he thought were the three most important people on earth to tell them. God decided to call up Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates.
God met with them and told them that unless they could make the world a perfect place in 3 days, he was going to kill everyone.
Boris Yeltsin went back, and spoke to the Russian people. He said "I have bad news. There is a God, and He will kill us all in 3 days if we don't make the world perfect."
Bill Clinton went back, and spoke to the American people. He said "I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a God, but the bad news is that He will kill us all in 3 days unless we make the world perfect."
Bill Gates went back, and spoke to all his Microsoft employees. He said, "I have great news! God thinks I am one of the 3 most important people on earth, and we don't have to worry about finishing Windows 98!"